facebook twitter instagram 
Salutations, fellow wanderers of the nerd realm,

Apologies for the sudden burst of cosmic energy in your inbox, but I come bearing news of an adventure so thrilling that I couldn't resist the urge to hit that "Send" button faster than the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run!

You see, my friends, the excitement swirling around Dragon Con has infiltrated my very being. It's like an army of tiny Ewoks playing bongos on my heartstrings while a choir of Klingons belt out operatic arias in my head. It's THAT exhilarating.

So, in a fit of pure geek ecstasy, I've penned an epic saga about my impending voyage to Dragon Con—a cosmic convergence of sci-fi, fantasy, and pop culture that's practically demanding a standing ovation. From Jedi to wizards and Vulcans to hobbits, this is a realm where all fandoms unite in harmonious chaos.

If you're wondering why you've received this missive, it's because I couldn't hold back any longer. My enthusiasm bubbled over like a cauldron of potions brewed by a clumsy wizard (trust me, that's a lot of bubbling). I had to share my giddy anticipation, my zealous zest, and my unadulterated delight in the nerdy nirvana that awaits.

So grab your towel, don your favourite cosplay accessory, and get ready to teleport to the fantastical universe of Dragon Con through the magic of words! Whether you're a Jedi in training or a master of the arcane arts, this article promises a whimsical escape that will tickle your funny bone and set your geeky heart aflutter.

Buckle up, fellow travellers of the geekdom galaxy. It's time to embark on a literary odyssey that will leave you grinning like a Cheshire Wookiee. Prepare for laughter, ponderings on the metaphysical implications of lightsaber colours, and a heartfelt yearning to join the next adventure to Dragon Con.

With uncontainable excitement and a pocket full of multi-sided dice,
L. Neil Thrussell

The Expertise of Neil: A Comedy of Cosmic Cluelessness

Author: L. Neil Thrussell

Ah, the eternal question: "What Do I Know That You Don’t Know?" Buckle up, dear reader, for we're about to embark on a journey through the hilariously baffling mind of Neil, the self-proclaimed expert in all things Neil and perhaps the most oblivious philosopher of our time. Strap on your thinking caps and prepare for a philosophical rollercoaster that will …

View this post online & share!
blue bright lights
Email Marketing Powered by MailPoet